Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaayeTere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.…………………………………………………………..E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,Use Utna Kareeb Karde.Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.…………………………………………………………..Aag suraj main hoti hai ,Jalna dharti ko padta hai mohabbat aankhen karti hain...
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Two Lovers Plan to die
Two Lovers Plan to dieTwo Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.--------------------------Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFEHusband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!WIFE satys No, it means -With Idiot for Ever--------------------------Why do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.......
Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?From:- Lage Raho Munna Bhai Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr haiBhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malumpar maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,Lekin...
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain
Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati haiTumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati haiSabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hainKya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain*********************************Bhuto Sa Chehra.... Bhuto sa chehra teraChudel si muskan haiRang tera dekh ke... rup tera dekh keKutte bhi hairan h...
Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho
Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho Biwi ne bade pyar se pati keGale me bahein dali aur poochaKaise Lag rahin hu ji?Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho------------------------Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife’s phoneDr. I’m busy whats the matter ?Nurse : She wants to kiss uDr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.------------------------Sardar proposed a Girl,Girl said Im 1yr elder to you,Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR...
Baadshah - Bloopers
Baadshah - Bloopers1. A kitten jumps over Twinkle Khanna when Shah Rukh is talking to her. So how come when Shah Rukh picks it up it becomes a full grown cat.2. In the midst of a fight between Shah Rukh and Sharad Saxena, a bandage mysteriously appears on Shah Rukhs left little finge...
Baghban - Bloopers
Baghban - Bloopers1. In BAGHBAN,right after Holi Amitabh and Hema go to stay with their sons for a period of 6 months. During this period, Diwali gets no mention but Valentine's Day is celebrated, after which KarwaChauth celebrations take place.How is this possible in a period of 6 months?2. Amitabh Bachchan sings a sone over the phone to Hema Malini after inserting Re 1 coin.Even though the song lasts for more than five minutes,the line doesn't get disconnected.Special concessions for Bollywoo...
Teacher And Naughty Students (Hindi)
Teacher And Naughty Students (Hindi)SIR: BACHCHO KASAM KHAO KABHI SHARAB, CIGERETTE NAHI PIOGE, NON-VEG NAHI KHAOGE.BACHCHE: NAHI KHAENGE SIR.SIR: KABHI LADKIYON KO NAHI CHHEDOGE.BACHCHE: THEEK HAI SIR.SIR: JUA NAHI KHELOGE.BACHCHE: OK SIR.SIR: DESH KE LIYE JAAN BHI DE DOGE.BACHCHE : DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA …...
Shayari SMS
1)Raat ko Raat ka tohfa nahi dete,Dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi detd,Hum to tumhe chaand b de dete,Magar chaand ko chaand ka tohfa nahi dete._____________________________________________2)Har pal me pyar hai, Har lamhe me khushi hai, Kho do to yaadein hai, Jee lo to zindagi hai_____________________________________________3)Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai,Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai,Jaane jya baat chalakti hai mere chehre se,Har shaks mujhe aazmaana chahta hai.___________________________________________...
Friendship Shayari & Poems
lafz aap do, geeth hum banayengemanzil aap pao, raasta hum banayenge,khush ap raho khushiyan hum dilayenge ,ap bas dost bane raho, dosti hum nibhayenge2)log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhalte kyun hainitna darte hain to phir ghar se nikalte kyun hainmain na jugnu hun diya hun na koi tara hunroshni wale mere nam se jalte kyun hainnind se mera talluq hi nahin barson sekhwab aake meri chat pe tahalte kyun hainmod hota hai jawani ka sambhalne ke liyeaur sab log yahin ake phisalte kyun hain3)Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..har harkat...
Ankho Se Ansu Chura Lete Hai Wahi Log
Rastho mei mila karte hai kayi logPhir Zindagi ka hisa ban jaye karte hai wahi logAnkho se ansu chura lete hai wahi logDadhkano ka silsila badate hai wahi logKoobsurat si raho per chalate hai wahi logUmmedo ka diya jalte hai wahi logHume hum se churate hai wahi logJanamo janamo tak saath dege wada karte hai wahi logJina sikhate sikhate phir tanha kyo kar jate hai wahi log...
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Race {2008}
Song Title:-Dekho Nashe Mein Sara Jahan Hai Mujh pe Toh Jaadu Pehli Najar Mein Kaisa Jaadu Kar Diya Race Is On My Mind Race Saanso Ki Zara Zara Touch Me Hindi Song Title: Dekho Nashe Mein Sara Jahan HaiHindi Movie/Album Name: RACE Singer(s): SHAAN, SUNIDHI CHAUHAN, K.K. Dekho Nashe MeinSara jahan haikitni hassin mulakat haiBetabi chahyi Hothon mein aaiDil mein chupe jo baat haiBahaaon mein aake Ashiq banakeCome shake it shake it some moreO baby Rock da dance floorRock da dance floorRock da dance floorAage bhi yehi showPeeche...
Tashan {2008}
Songs Title:-Chhaliya ChhaliyaDil Dance Mare ReDil Haara ReFalak TakTashan MeinHindi Song Title: Chhaliya ChhaliyaHindi Movie/Album Name: TASHANSinger(s): SUNIDHI CHAUCHANNasheela nasheela tera nainaCho raile humra chainaAb humre dil mein rehnaAaaNasheela nasheela tera nainaCho raile humra chainaAb humre dil mein rehnaNaaa… naa…Chhaliya chhaliya chhaliyaRuh churalo mein hu aisi chhaliyaChhaliya chhaliya ohhh chhaliyaHaath na aao mein hu aisi chhaliyaMmmChhaliya chhaliya chhaliyaRuh churalo mein hu aisi chhaliyaChhaliya chhaliya...
Kaho na…
Soona.. Soona mann ka aangandhunde payal ki woh chann channsooni..sooni mann ki sargamdhunde geet tere humdummann shyam ho ya saweralagaa teri hi yaadon ka deratune bandhan kyon ye todatune kaahe ko mu modakaho na kaho na kaho nakaise kaate sooni raateinkaho na..kaho nakaise bhoolein bite baateinkaho na..kaho nakaise thame phir tera daamankaise meheke mann ka ye aangankaise bhoole preet teri saajankasie baandhen toota ye bandhanmann shyam ho ya saweralaga teri hi yaadon ka deratune bandhan kyon ye todatune kahe ko mu modakaho...
Dil Ki Basti
Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti, Ki rooh ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote, Yeh zindagi to aap ki amaanat thi warna, Hum to kab ke mar gaye hote...
Tanha chod gaye
Wo humsafar kaise the jo safar chodd gaye…Bina kasoor ke rishta tod gaye…Wo kabhi humko to yaad karte nahi…Aur khudki yaadon me humko tadapne ke liye tanha chodd gaye…...
Me, My Wife and My Girlfriend
Ours was a love marriage. Akshara is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I was bowled over by her looks, the very first time I saw her. Actually, we never fell in love, it just happened between us. And as every love story would have it, our parents never accepted our love as both of us hailed from highly orthodox families but from different castes.21st century and you still believe in caste system…’ I argued.‘Computer age… space age… and man is breaking all the boundaries… Why not we…’ She argued. ’21st century or 35th...
Dil Ka Dard
Dil Ka DardDil ka dard kisiko bataya na karo…Aankhon me chuppe aansu bahaya na karo…Log mutthi me namak liye ghumte hain…Apne zakhm kisiko dikhaya na karo….Chaah kar bhiChaah kar bhi judaa reh na sakoge…Ruth kar bhi khafaa reh na sakoge…Meri aadat ho jaayegi kuch is tarah aapko,Gum toh dur… bin mere khushi tak seh na sakoge…Haqeeqat karo ByaanHaqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,Ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta h...
Mat Roko Mujhe.....
Mat roko rone do mujhe, Aansuon ko pee jane do…..Woh chali gayi apni yaaden dekar, Uski yaadon mein he Kho jane do…..Har pal roti hai aankhe meri, Ke ashkon ko bhi jum jane do…..Ab to din ke ujale se bhi dar lagta hai, Mujhe raat ke andhere me kho jane do…..Kaise bayaan karoon dil ka dard lafzon me, Ankho ko he sab keh jane do…..Ab saha nahi jata usse judaai ka dard, Ke zahar ko hi mukti samajh kar apnane do…..Ab koi tamanna nahi meri jeeene ki, Mujhe mout ke pehlu me so jane do...
Koi To Ho Aisa...
koi to ho aisa jisse aap sab baat sakokoi to ho aisa jisse bina jhijhak sab keh sako….koi to ho aisaa ke jiske hone se sab acha lagne lagekoi to ho aisa ke jis pe aitbaar kar sako ….koi toh ho jo humare jeeene ki waajaha baan jayejis k liye hum haase jis k liye muskuraye….koi to ho jo is berang duniya ko rang jayejis ke sang har rang me rangne ko ji chahe….koi toh ho jo tumhari roti hue aaakho ko haasa dekoi toh ho jo tumhare khamosh laabo ko chehaka de….koi to ho jiske ek pal ka saath me zindagi ji sakojis ke sang har lamha...
A Cute Love Story....
A guy had a cancer and had only 1 month to live.He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much,buthe did not tell her about his love.Every day he used 2 go to the CD shop & buy aCD 2 talk to her.After one month he died.When the girl went & asked about him, his mother told he died n took her 2 his roomand she saw all the cd's unopened... & the girl cried. U know why?she had kept her love letter inside the CD...SO DONT HIDE ANY THING FROM UR BELOVED ONES..........
I Cannot Stay Away From You ...
I went to the moon, You ran to the stars,What is the reason, we went so far…..Now that all things are, said & done,U called from the star & said, “Just for fun”.If it was for fun, then tell me dearWhat is the thing you & I fear??What bout the days, months & years,We lived together, without any fear,What bout the days we laughed & cried,You even forgot, we had a “Smile!!”So I’ll like to end this small story,With a wish from my heart;I wish the moon & star get together,And hope that,”We never fell Apart!!Always...
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