Exam Shayaries {Must Read}

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI....
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Hawaoun ne rookh hai badla,
Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,
Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,
Ab to bas xeroxed notes,
Sukhe biscuit aur ye padhai hai.......
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Book khulte hai, Exam ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi toh Dimak kharab hota hai...
Dimag ki baatien Paper pe nahi aati...
Yeh fasana toh Mark Sheet pe baya hota hai...
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Sagar jitna course hai,
Nadi bhar hum padte hai,
Balti bhar dimaag me jata hai,
Mug bhar likte hai,
Chullu bhar no. ate hai,
Jisme dub kar hum mar jate hai!
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mei sukh kisne paya hai,
Mummy papa kehte hain achche number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye,yeh sab moh maya hai!!
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Human brain is an outstanding object.
It Functions 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days
Right from our birth.......
And stops working
When we enter the examination hall.
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To be a "Good Professional"
Always start to study late 4 the "EXAMS"
Because it teaches
how to manage "TIME" and tackle "EMERGENCIES"...
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Woh na moh hai na maya hai...
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai...
Baith kar char panne padh lo beta
Final paper tumhare papa ne nai banaya hai...

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Pati Aur Patni

New romantic film thi
Hall mein manchalo ka shor tha
Har taraf ole-ole aur ilu-ilu ka bada shor tha
Ek pati patni hall mein ladte jhagadte kuch der se aye
Film shuru ho chuki thi na jane kis kis se takrai

Dhakka mukki ka ras paan karte kabhi jeete kabhi marte
Aakhir kaar aapni seat pur a gaye
Mano pahado ko paar karke everest hi pa gaye
Film puri hui patni khili aur pati muskuraya
Bola bhagyavaan bahut khush ho kya film itni bha gai
Ki teri rooni surat par bhi hasi aa gaye

Patni sharmai thodi aur paas aye aur boli
Aji hato aap ne bhi to aaj kamal kar diya
Poori film mein sehla -sehla kar mera gaalon ko laal kar diya

Sun kar pati ka sar chakrane laga
Kya majra hai sab samajh aane laga
Ki koi manchala aapna dil behla gaya
Patni ke naram galoon ko jam kar sehla gaya

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Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

‘Saas Bhi kabhi Bahu thi’,kaun nahi jaanta,
Dekh ussey ,TV tod de , kaun nahi thaanta
Paanch saal se, roj mer ghar who aati hai,
Kaab jayangi ,who bhi nahi batati hai.

Ghar main Saas Bahu hai,phir TV per kyon dikhlaatey ho?
Do-do Saas bahu,kaisey zele, nahi samaj paate ho,
Ek to pahle hi ,ghar ki saas bahu ki kayaamat hai,
Duja yeh saas bahu ki aatank ki traahi hai,

‘Saas Bahu’ yaad dilata hai, hammey puraana ‘doordarshan’,
Jaab ek hi newsreader ke, 10 saalon tak hotey thay darshan
‘Rukawat ke liye khed’, bhi kabhi khatam na hota,
Ain moke per, Cricket ka prasaraan jaroor bandh hota.

Kuch aisa hi hai , en saas bahu main paaya hai,
Ek marata, to phir paida ho jaata, bataya hai,
Kyon aata hai ,aur naa jaane, kyon who jaata hai,
Kab aata aur jaane ,kidhar chala jaata hai.
Na jaane kis pal koi taapad khaata hai,
Doosarey pal, woh dandiya ras rachata hai,

Naitikta ki badi misaal hai yeh ‘saas bahu’,
Samajik parivartan yeh laayi, main kya kahu,
Har ghar ki saas bahu,’discipline’ ho gayi hai,
Raat ki rasoi niyaamit chod kar,
TV per dekhne inhey, tallin ho gayi hai,

Baaccha ,social value ki aab kadar karey hai,
Kya Saas aur kya bahu, yeh farak mahsoosh kare hai
Khele woh galiyaaron main saas bahus ka khel,
Bharat ki sanskruti ka aisa, na mile koi aisa mel

Aab main sochu, ‘Sasur-Jamai’ banaavu,
Thik usi samay, ussey TV per chaalavu,
Saayed, Sasur ke tevaar se Sasu jaaag jaave,
Bahu ko lekar, hamesha ke liye, bhaag jaave.

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Sabko Bipasha De Bhagwaaan

Raghupati raghav raja ram
Sabko bipasha de bhagwaan...

"Sexy" aur "hot" hain uske naam..
2 -2 karod uski filmon ke daam..
saath mein mile hain john-abra-ham..

Dono karenge din-raat kaam
Aur pharmayenge hum aaram

To bolo..
Raghupati raghav raja ram
Sabko bipasha de bhagwaan...

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Aisi Apni Wife Ho

Aise apni wife ho,
5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho,
Aise apni wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed me sab kahe side ho-side ho,
INDIA ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Candle light dinner ho,
Dono me kabhi na fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey PRABHU teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.000001 % bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya haseen life ho,
Har Kisi ki yeh farmaish ho,
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi debug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,Aisi apni wife ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Symbols Of Love

Love…
Sweet sounds from the music of the heart,
Composed of flowers and flattery,
Played by instruments, each has its own part,
Sung with passion and delicacy.

Love…
Faded pages with meaning beyond comprehension,
Written with strength and fervency,
Read by many with constant devotion,
Stored on shelves of diversity.

Love…
Strokes of vivid colours and happiness,
Drawn by the instinct of desire,
Painted with tenacious tenderness,
Displayed in galleries of grandeur.

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Remembering My Class Mates

Remembering my class mates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny's plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! today she is somebody else's girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy,that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Let's laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school/college guys.

Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of seperation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!

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Ansoo

Kuch is tarha meri ankho mein basy hein Ansu
Hont chup hein to zuban ban k sajey hein Ansu

khudhi dekar meri Ankho mein yah sare Ansu
Poochte hai ki baata kisney diya hein Ansu

Faarq itna sa hai chaahat mein meri aur uski
usko khushiyan hi mili mujhko mile hein Ansu

Jisko her ghum se bachaya tha meri chahat ne
Aaj us shaks ne Ankho mein diye hain Ansu

Dekhty kia ho meri Aankh se niklaa Ansu
Ankh meri ha magar uske saje hein Ansu

Khud to aram se wo mujhko bhula bethi hai
jiski chahat ki saza mein yeh miley hein Ansu

Yeh meri ankh nahi rait ka sehra hai jahan
khushk ankho mein kali ban k khiley hein Ansu

Apne jis hath sey likha tha usey sari umar
kup kapati usi ongli sey meete hein Ansu!!!

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Jab Meraa Dil Toda Hoga

Jab Meraa Dil Toda Hoga
Usne Kuch To Socha Hoga
Meri Yaad To Aati Hogi
Mera Naam To Leti Hogi
Jis Ki Khaatir Hum Rote Hein
Wo Bhi Meri Khatir Roti Hog
iKyon Us Ka Dil Maine Torda?
Apne Dil Se Kehti Hogi
Taktii Hogi meri Raahein
Chaukhat Pe Wo Baithi Hogi
Sote-Sote Raaton Ko Wo
Har Aahat Pe Chaunki Hogi
Na Main Ho Na Mere Khat Hai
Woh Kitnii Tanhaa Hogi
Meri Ghazlein Sun-Sun Kar
Dil Ko Apnay Jalati Hogi

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Woh Tanha Thi...

Ek Rah Per Sari Umer Chaley
Ek Dojey Ko Na Samjh Sakey
Jeevan Ka Safer Anjaan Safer
Bay Khahish Bay Araam Safer
Jevan Ke Kissi Bhi Dukh Sukh Main
Woh Meray Saath Shareek Nahin
Hum Dono Main Ek Rishta Hai
Per Jazboon Ki Tehreek Nahin
Jari Hai, Mager Anjaan Safer
Main Sochta Hoon Aik Din Yunhi
Woh Mujh Sey Juda Ho Jayegi
Ya Pehlay Main Mar Jaonga
Ya Shaid Woh Mar Jayegi
Phir Loug Kahin Gay Inka
Yeh Rishta Kitna Sacha Tha
Per Kiss Ko Khaber, Sara Jeevan
Woh Tanha Thi…
Main Tanha Tha.......

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I lost You before I even found You….

How could I be so naive and silly?
To love You so much, so deeply
without thinking about the reality
I trusted You completely
& dedicated my whole self to You entirely
A little care shown by you
took me out of my blues
I thought You loved me too
the same way as I loved You!
But now today I know
no flower survives the heavy snow
How empty,unspoken words
could make you feel this love?
I am lost and lonely again
with an excruciating pain
looks like all my prayers have gone in vain
And now I’ve come to realize that
each day was a step towards losing you
I lost You before I even found You…

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MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO

MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO, SAHARA KON DEGA
MERI TOOFAAN ME KASHTI HAI, KINARA KON DEGA

YEH KESE MOR PE LAAI HA MUJKO ZINDIGANI
ADHOORI SI LIKHI GYEE HA KYUN MERI KAHANI

HA AB KIS RAAH PE CHALNA ISHARA KON DEGA
MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO SAHARA KAUN DEGA

MAIN HOON OUR SATH MERE AB MERI TANHAAYAN HAIN
MERI TAQDEER SE MUJKO MILI RUSWAYIAN HAIN


MERI ANKHON KO KHUSHION KA NAZARA KAUN DEGA
MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO SAHARA KAUN DEGA

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Roye Hain Bohot...

Roye Hain Bohot Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hain,
Is Jahan Mein Kise Bhala Sacha Pyar Mila Hain,

Guzar Rahin Hain Zindagi Imtehaan Ke Dour Se,
Ek Khatam Huwa To Doosra Taiyyaar Mila Hain,

Mere Daaman Ko Khusyhiyo Ka Nahin Malaal,
Gham Ka Khazaana To Ise Beshumaar Mila Hain,

Woh Kamnaseeb Hain Jinhe Mehboob Mila Hain,
Main Khushnaseeb Hoon Mujhe Intezaar Mila Hain.

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Karvan Gujar Gaya

Swapan jhade phool se, meet chubhe shool se
Lut gaye singar sabhi bagh ke babool se
Aur hum khade-khade, bahar dekhte rahe
Karvan gujar gaya, gubar dekhte rahe

Neend bhi khuli na thi ki haye dhoop dhal gayi
Paaon jab talak uthe ki jindagi fisal gayi
Paat paat jhar gaye ki shaakh-shaakh jal gayi
Chah to nikal saki na par umar nikal gayi
Geet ashk ban gaye, chand ho dafan gaye
Sath ke sabhi diye, dhuan pahan-pahan gaye
Aur hum jukhe jukhe, mod par ruke ruke
Umar ke chadav ka uttaar dekhte rahe
Karvan gujar gaya, gubar dekhte rahe

Kya shabab tha ki phool phool pyar kar utha
Kya shringar tha ki dekh aaina sihar utha
Is taraf jameen aur aasma udhar utha
Thaam kar jigar utha ki jo mila nazar utha
Ek din magar yahan, aisi kuch hawa chali
Loot gayi kali kali ki ghut gayi gali-gali
Aur hum lute-lute, waqt se pite pite
Sans ki sharab ka khumaar dekhte rahe
Karvan guzar gaya, gubar dekhte rahe

Ho saka na kuch magar, shaam ban gayi sahar
Wah uthi lahar ki dah gaye kile bikher-bikher
Aur hum dare-dare, neer nayan main bhare
Odhkar kafan, pade mazaar dekhte rahe
Karvan guzar gaya, gubar dekhte rahe

Maang bhar chali ki ek, jab nayi nayi kiran
Dholkein dhoomak uthi, thumak uthe charan-charan
Shor mach gaya ki lo chali dulhan, chali dulhan
Gaon sab umad padad, bahak uthe nayan nayan
Par tabhi jahar bhari, gaaj ek wah giri
Puch gaya sindur tar-tar hui chunari
Aur hum anjaan se, dur ke makaan se
Palaki liye hue kahaar dekhte rahe
Karvan guzar gaya, gubar dekhte rahe

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★ ★ Aansoo May Na Dhoondna Humey★ ★

Aansoo May Na Dhoondna Humey,
Dil May Hum Bas Jaayenge,

Tamanna Ho Agar Milne Ki,
To Band Aankhon May Nazar Aayenge.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzer Jaayenga,
Chund Lamhoo May Daaman Choot Jaayega

Aaj Waqt Hai Do Baatein Kar Lo Humse,
Kal Kya Pata Kon Apke Zindagi May Aa Jayega.

Paas Aakar Sabhi Door Chale Jaate Hai,
Hum Akele The Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hai,

Dil Ka Dard Kisse Dikhaaye,
Marham Lagane Wale Hi Zakhm De Jaate Hai,

Waqt To HumeyBhula Chuka Hai,
Muqaddar Bhi Na Bhula De,

Dosti Dil Se hum Isiliye Nahin Karte,
Kyunke Darte Hai,Koi Phir Se Na Rula De,

Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,

Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge.

Khushbo Ki Tarah Aapke Paas Bikhar Jayenge,
Sukon Ban kar Dil Me Utar Jayenge,

Mehsoos Karne Ki Koshish To Kijiye,
Door Hote Hoye Bhi Pass Nazer Aayenge!!!!!

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★ ★ ★I will be there.....★ ★ ★

If one day you feel like crying...
Call me.
I don't promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you

If one day you want to run away...
Don't be afraid to call me.
I don't promise to ask you to stop...
But I can run with you

If one day you don't want to listen to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.

But if one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.....

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