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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Uski Gali Mein Phir Mujhe

Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo
Majboor kar ke mujhe mere yaar ley chalo

Shayed yeh mera vehm ho, mera khayal ho
Mumkin hai us ko mere baad, mera malal ho
Pachta raha ho ab mujhe, dar sa utha ke woh
Baitha ho meri raah mein, aankhain biccha ke woh
Us ne bhi to kiya tha mujhe pyar, le chalo…


Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo…….

Deewana keh ke logon ne har baat taal di
Duniya ne mere paaon mein zanjeer daal di
Chaho jo tum to mera muqaddar sanwar do
Yaaron yeh merey paaon ki bedi utar do
Us ne kiya hai milne ka iqrar, ley chalo..

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Letter To Mr. Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.


2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ’shut down ‘ button.


3. There is a button ’start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.


4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.


5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.


6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??


7. Every night I am not sleeping, as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.


8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect our money.


9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that?


Best regards,
Banta.



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Mast - Bloopers

1. Aftab boards an express train from pune.But when he reaches Mumbai,he alights from a local train at CST station .Funny.

2. When asked by his friends,Aftab says that his house number is 203.But later when he brings Urmila home,his house number reads as 2A 3266/A 5818.Did he switch homes overnite?

3. Aftab goes to Urmila’s house in a rickshaw. So how come on alighting, the rickshaw drives off without our hero paying the fare.

4. How is that a Top Film actress places a pizza order at a local bunk shop when ... - yeh filmi jantha !



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Kuch Kuch Hota hai - Bloopers

1. In the scene when Rani Mukherji talks about babys features to Farida Jalal "Bilkup Papa Par Gayi..." it is not real baby, it is a doll, you can not see baby blinking her eyes, and no hair. But the next continuing scene when she handovers the baby to Farida Jalal it is real baby.

2. Rani Mukherjee leaves eight letters for her daughter to be read by the girl on each birthday .Did she expect her daughter to start reading and writing from her first birthday?

3. Archana Puran Sing throws her shoe at the audience while dancing. But in the very next scene she wears a high-heeled shoe. How she got the shoe very quickly.

4. At the summer camp Sharukh Khan returns Kajol’s dupatta. How did he know that she is there in the same camp?


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Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
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Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
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Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
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Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
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Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast


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Hum Pe Bhi Wo Waqt Aaya Tha

Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,
Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.
Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,
Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.

Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.
Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,
Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.

Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.
Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.
Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,
par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi.

Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota
mohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,
sab kuch ho jata hai,
magar Zindagi me dobara
kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota.

Wo mera nhi ye batana ajib lagta hai,
Ab us se ankhe milana ajib lagta hai.
Chahte the jiska hath thamna,
Ab unko humse hath milana bhi ajib lgta hai.

MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji
kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?
CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi
us time ke salman khan the!!

Chain tumse hai,
karaar tumse hai,
jindgi ki har Bahaar tumse hai.
Milte hai yu to laakho haseen,
kya kare dil ka khumaar tumse hai.

Aap se khafa hokar hum jayenge kahan,
Aap sa sathi hum payenge kahan.
Dil ko to kaise bhi samjha lenge hum,
Lekin ANKHON KE AANSU chupayege kahan.

Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.

Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.

Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,
Hum to apko na bhulenge kabhi,
Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISsK hai.

Being ur frend is my basic necessity.
Missin U is my habit.
Fightin wit U is my timepass.
Bt Forgettin U is like
Taking My Life Out Of Me.

Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,
Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.
Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,
Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.


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Woh Hamara Imtihan Kya Legi

Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,
milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.
Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,
wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.

Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,
is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.

Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,
Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,
Hum to apko na bhulenge kabhi,
Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISsK hai.

Being ur frend is my basic necessity.
Missin U is my habit.
Fightin wit U is my timepass.
Bt Forgettin U is like
Taking My Life Out Of Me.


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