Two Lovers Plan to die

Two Lovers Plan to die

Two Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

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Why do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!