Shayaries From Fanna Movie

Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye
Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaaye.
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E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
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Aag suraj main hoti hai ,
Jalna dharti ko padta hai
 mohabbat aankhen karti hain ,
tadapna dil ko padta hai
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Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….
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Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhna
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna
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Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..
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Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte
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RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..
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Adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
Magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham
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Two Lovers Plan to die

Two Lovers Plan to die

Two Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

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Why do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?

Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
From:- Lage Raho Munna Bhai


Shaher ki is daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?

Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?

Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?

Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?

Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.

Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?

Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?

To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

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Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain

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Bhuto Sa Chehra....

Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke... rup tera dekh ke
Kutte bhi hairan hai

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Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho

Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho

Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho

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Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife’s phone
Dr. I’m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.

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Sardar proposed a Girl,
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you,
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry you NEXT YEAR..

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Baadshah - Bloopers

Baadshah - Bloopers

1. A kitten jumps over Twinkle Khanna when Shah Rukh is talking to her. So how come when Shah Rukh picks it up it becomes a full grown cat.


2. In the midst of a fight between Shah Rukh and Sharad Saxena, a bandage mysteriously appears on Shah Rukhs left little finger.

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Baghban - Bloopers

Baghban - Bloopers

1. In BAGHBAN,right after Holi Amitabh and Hema go to stay with their sons for a period of 6 months. During this period, Diwali gets no mention but Valentine's Day is celebrated, after which KarwaChauth celebrations take place.How is this possible in a period of 6 months?


2. Amitabh Bachchan sings a sone over the phone to Hema Malini after inserting Re 1 coin.Even though the song lasts for more than five minutes,the line doesn't get disconnected.Special concessions for Bollywood?

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