Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

‘Saas Bhi kabhi Bahu thi’,kaun nahi jaanta,
Dekh ussey ,TV tod de , kaun nahi thaanta
Paanch saal se, roj mer ghar who aati hai,
Kaab jayangi ,who bhi nahi batati hai.

Ghar main Saas Bahu hai,phir TV per kyon dikhlaatey ho?
Do-do Saas bahu,kaisey zele, nahi samaj paate ho,
Ek to pahle hi ,ghar ki saas bahu ki kayaamat hai,
Duja yeh saas bahu ki aatank ki traahi hai,

‘Saas Bahu’ yaad dilata hai, hammey puraana ‘doordarshan’,
Jaab ek hi newsreader ke, 10 saalon tak hotey thay darshan
‘Rukawat ke liye khed’, bhi kabhi khatam na hota,
Ain moke per, Cricket ka prasaraan jaroor bandh hota.

Kuch aisa hi hai , en saas bahu main paaya hai,
Ek marata, to phir paida ho jaata, bataya hai,
Kyon aata hai ,aur naa jaane, kyon who jaata hai,
Kab aata aur jaane ,kidhar chala jaata hai.
Na jaane kis pal koi taapad khaata hai,
Doosarey pal, woh dandiya ras rachata hai,

Naitikta ki badi misaal hai yeh ‘saas bahu’,
Samajik parivartan yeh laayi, main kya kahu,
Har ghar ki saas bahu,’discipline’ ho gayi hai,
Raat ki rasoi niyaamit chod kar,
TV per dekhne inhey, tallin ho gayi hai,

Baaccha ,social value ki aab kadar karey hai,
Kya Saas aur kya bahu, yeh farak mahsoosh kare hai
Khele woh galiyaaron main saas bahus ka khel,
Bharat ki sanskruti ka aisa, na mile koi aisa mel

Aab main sochu, ‘Sasur-Jamai’ banaavu,
Thik usi samay, ussey TV per chaalavu,
Saayed, Sasur ke tevaar se Sasu jaaag jaave,
Bahu ko lekar, hamesha ke liye, bhaag jaave.

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Sabko Bipasha De Bhagwaaan

Raghupati raghav raja ram
Sabko bipasha de bhagwaan...

"Sexy" aur "hot" hain uske naam..
2 -2 karod uski filmon ke daam..
saath mein mile hain john-abra-ham..

Dono karenge din-raat kaam
Aur pharmayenge hum aaram

To bolo..
Raghupati raghav raja ram
Sabko bipasha de bhagwaan...

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Aisi Apni Wife Ho

Aise apni wife ho,
5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho,
Aise apni wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed me sab kahe side ho-side ho,
INDIA ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Candle light dinner ho,
Dono me kabhi na fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey PRABHU teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.000001 % bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya haseen life ho,
Har Kisi ki yeh farmaish ho,
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi debug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,Aisi apni wife ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Symbols Of Love

Love…
Sweet sounds from the music of the heart,
Composed of flowers and flattery,
Played by instruments, each has its own part,
Sung with passion and delicacy.

Love…
Faded pages with meaning beyond comprehension,
Written with strength and fervency,
Read by many with constant devotion,
Stored on shelves of diversity.

Love…
Strokes of vivid colours and happiness,
Drawn by the instinct of desire,
Painted with tenacious tenderness,
Displayed in galleries of grandeur.

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Remembering My Class Mates

Remembering my class mates, after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destiny's plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! today she is somebody else's girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy,that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Let's laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school/college guys.

Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of seperation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!

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Ansoo

Kuch is tarha meri ankho mein basy hein Ansu
Hont chup hein to zuban ban k sajey hein Ansu

khudhi dekar meri Ankho mein yah sare Ansu
Poochte hai ki baata kisney diya hein Ansu

Faarq itna sa hai chaahat mein meri aur uski
usko khushiyan hi mili mujhko mile hein Ansu

Jisko her ghum se bachaya tha meri chahat ne
Aaj us shaks ne Ankho mein diye hain Ansu

Dekhty kia ho meri Aankh se niklaa Ansu
Ankh meri ha magar uske saje hein Ansu

Khud to aram se wo mujhko bhula bethi hai
jiski chahat ki saza mein yeh miley hein Ansu

Yeh meri ankh nahi rait ka sehra hai jahan
khushk ankho mein kali ban k khiley hein Ansu

Apne jis hath sey likha tha usey sari umar
kup kapati usi ongli sey meete hein Ansu!!!

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Jab Meraa Dil Toda Hoga

Jab Meraa Dil Toda Hoga
Usne Kuch To Socha Hoga
Meri Yaad To Aati Hogi
Mera Naam To Leti Hogi
Jis Ki Khaatir Hum Rote Hein
Wo Bhi Meri Khatir Roti Hog
iKyon Us Ka Dil Maine Torda?
Apne Dil Se Kehti Hogi
Taktii Hogi meri Raahein
Chaukhat Pe Wo Baithi Hogi
Sote-Sote Raaton Ko Wo
Har Aahat Pe Chaunki Hogi
Na Main Ho Na Mere Khat Hai
Woh Kitnii Tanhaa Hogi
Meri Ghazlein Sun-Sun Kar
Dil Ko Apnay Jalati Hogi

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