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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Kabir Vani & Software Engineer

Kabir :Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye

SE:Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye

Kabir :Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye

SE :Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.

Rahim :Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye
tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye

SE:SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye
Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.

Kabir Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,
Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye

SE: Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,
client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..

Kabir :Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye
Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye

SE :Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,
Aisi karni na kari , tu hase client roye…

Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye

SE:Rush hour mein kaam sab karen , routine mein kare na koye,
jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.

Kabir :Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye

SE:Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,
Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.

Kabir :Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,
Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye

SE:Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,
Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.

Kabir:Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye

SE :aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye, kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.



Kabir:Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin
SE:Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,
Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin


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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain

Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ka representative hain

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Bhuto Sa Chehra....

Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke... rup tera dekh ke
Kutte bhi hairan hai



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Thursday, November 1, 2007

Pati Aur Patni

New romantic film thi
Hall mein manchalo ka shor tha
Har taraf ole-ole aur ilu-ilu ka bada shor tha
Ek pati patni hall mein ladte jhagadte kuch der se aye
Film shuru ho chuki thi na jane kis kis se takrai

Dhakka mukki ka ras paan karte kabhi jeete kabhi marte
Aakhir kaar aapni seat pur a gaye
Mano pahado ko paar karke everest hi pa gaye
Film puri hui patni khili aur pati muskuraya
Bola bhagyavaan bahut khush ho kya film itni bha gai
Ki teri rooni surat par bhi hasi aa gaye

Patni sharmai thodi aur paas aye aur boli
Aji hato aap ne bhi to aaj kamal kar diya
Poori film mein sehla -sehla kar mera gaalon ko laal kar diya

Sun kar pati ka sar chakrane laga
Kya majra hai sab samajh aane laga
Ki koi manchala aapna dil behla gaya
Patni ke naram galoon ko jam kar sehla gaya
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Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

‘Saas Bhi kabhi Bahu thi’,kaun nahi jaanta,
Dekh ussey ,TV tod de , kaun nahi thaanta
Paanch saal se, roj mer ghar who aati hai,
Kaab jayangi ,who bhi nahi batati hai.

Ghar main Saas Bahu hai,phir TV per kyon dikhlaatey ho?
Do-do Saas bahu,kaisey zele, nahi samaj paate ho,
Ek to pahle hi ,ghar ki saas bahu ki kayaamat hai,
Duja yeh saas bahu ki aatank ki traahi hai,

‘Saas Bahu’ yaad dilata hai, hammey puraana ‘doordarshan’,
Jaab ek hi newsreader ke, 10 saalon tak hotey thay darshan
‘Rukawat ke liye khed’, bhi kabhi khatam na hota,
Ain moke per, Cricket ka prasaraan jaroor bandh hota.

Kuch aisa hi hai , en saas bahu main paaya hai,
Ek marata, to phir paida ho jaata, bataya hai,
Kyon aata hai ,aur naa jaane, kyon who jaata hai,
Kab aata aur jaane ,kidhar chala jaata hai.
Na jaane kis pal koi taapad khaata hai,
Doosarey pal, woh dandiya ras rachata hai,

Naitikta ki badi misaal hai yeh ‘saas bahu’,
Samajik parivartan yeh laayi, main kya kahu,
Har ghar ki saas bahu,’discipline’ ho gayi hai,
Raat ki rasoi niyaamit chod kar,
TV per dekhne inhey, tallin ho gayi hai,

Baaccha ,social value ki aab kadar karey hai,
Kya Saas aur kya bahu, yeh farak mahsoosh kare hai
Khele woh galiyaaron main saas bahus ka khel,
Bharat ki sanskruti ka aisa, na mile koi aisa mel

Aab main sochu, ‘Sasur-Jamai’ banaavu,
Thik usi samay, ussey TV per chaalavu,
Saayed, Sasur ke tevaar se Sasu jaaag jaave,
Bahu ko lekar, hamesha ke liye, bhaag jaave.
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Sabko Bipasha De Bhagwaaan

Raghupati raghav raja ram
Sabko bipasha de bhagwaan...

"Sexy" aur "hot" hain uske naam..
2 -2 karod uski filmon ke daam..
saath mein mile hain john-abra-ham..

Dono karenge din-raat kaam
Aur pharmayenge hum aaram

To bolo..
Raghupati raghav raja ram
Sabko bipasha de bhagwaan...
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Aisi Apni Wife Ho

Aise apni wife ho,
5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho,
Aise apni wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed me sab kahe side ho-side ho,
INDIA ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Candle light dinner ho,
Dono me kabhi na fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey PRABHU teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru tum right ho",
Aisi apni wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.000001 % bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya haseen life ho,
Har Kisi ki yeh farmaish ho,
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi debug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,Aisi apni wife ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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