Two Lovers Plan to die

Two Lovers Plan to die

Two Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

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Why do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho

Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho

Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naag lipte ho

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Nurse ! Dr. Ur Wife’s phone
Dr. I’m busy whats the matter ?
Nurse : She wants to kiss u
Dr : I am Busy . U take her kiss n give me later.

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Sardar proposed a Girl,
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you,
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I'll marry you NEXT YEAR..

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