Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chaloMajboor kar ke mujhe mere yaar ley chaloShayed yeh mera vehm ho, mera khayal hoMumkin hai us ko mere baad, mera malal hoPachta raha ho ab mujhe, dar sa utha ke wohBaitha ho meri raah mein, aankhain biccha ke wohUs ne bhi to kiya tha mujhe pyar, le chalo…Uski gali mein phir mujhe ek baar le chalo…….Deewana keh ke logon ne har baat taal diDuniya ne mere paaon mein zanjeer daal diChaho jo tum to mera muqaddar sanwar doYaaron yeh merey paaon ki bedi utar doUs ne kiya hai milne ka iqrar,...
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Letter To Mr. Bill Gates
Dear Mr Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.Because of this...
Mast - Bloopers
1. Aftab boards an express train from pune.But when he reaches Mumbai,he alights from a local train at CST station .Funny.2. When asked by his friends,Aftab says that his house number is 203.But later when he brings Urmila home,his house number reads as 2A 3266/A 5818.Did he switch homes overnite? 3. Aftab goes to Urmila’s house in a rickshaw. So how come on alighting, the rickshaw drives off without our hero paying the fare. 4. How is that a Top Film actress places a pizza order at a local bunk shop when ... - yeh filmi jantha...
Kuch Kuch Hota hai - Bloopers
1. In the scene when Rani Mukherji talks about babys features to Farida Jalal "Bilkup Papa Par Gayi..." it is not real baby, it is a doll, you can not see baby blinking her eyes, and no hair. But the next continuing scene when she handovers the baby to Farida Jalal it is real baby.2. Rani Mukherjee leaves eight letters for her daughter to be read by the girl on each birthday .Did she expect her daughter to start reading and writing from her first birthday?3. Archana Puran Sing throws her shoe at the audience while dancing....
Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?A. Terms are different … nothing more ]******************************************************************************************************Q. What is JFC ?A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee******************************************************************************************************Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.******************************************************************************************************Q....
Hum Pe Bhi Wo Waqt Aaya Tha
Hum pe bhi wo waqt aya tha,Kisi ko aankhon me basaya tha.Usi ne lut liya mera jahaan,Jise is dil ki dhadkan banaya tha.Har baat samjhane k liye nahi hoti,Zindagi hamesha paane ke liye nhi hoti.Yaad to aksar aati hai hume aapki,Par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.Dhundo tum jitna,par hum jaisa paoge nahin.Bichadne k baad bhi bhula paoge nahi.Maana ki hum mein kuch kami sahi,par KHUDA ne hum jaisa kisiko banaya bhi nhi.Sapna kabi sakar nahi hotamohabat ka koi aakar nahi hota,sab kuch ho jata hai,magar Zindagi me dobarakisi se...
Woh Hamara Imtihan Kya Legi
Wo hamara imtihan kya legi,milayegi nazron se nazar to nazar jhuka legi.Use meri kabar pr diya jalane ko mat kehna,wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi.Dekar hath dosti ka Vaapas liya nahi jata,is naazuk dosti ko zakhm diya nahi jata.Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,SMS sasta hai fir b Aapse kiya nahi jata.Hamari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai, Love emotion sadness sab kuch MIX hai,Hum to apko na bhulenge kabhi,Aap bhul n jaye bus thoda RISsK hai.Being ur frend is my basic necessity.Missin U is my habit.Fightin wit U is my...
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